illestcars:

☾

squalos-vois:

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

kittyb4e:

1980vibes:

don’t share your favorite songs with wrong people

xpectations:

yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories

jehovahhthickness:

I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

just-shower-thoughts:

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people ,but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped it would be insulting

bardmutual:

why have we stopped wearing cloaks and capes. this is ridiculous. the human race is a failure

skvtergod:

treygotguap:

Without even touching her

Throw a glass of water in her face

showerthoughtsofficial:

People re-type their entire password when they screw up one character because it messes up the cadence. A password is basically a secret handshake with your keyboard.